Thanks again, for nothing!

My housemate just told me to please eat her chocolate cake that she bought on impulse at the supermarket. She had one piece and wants me to eat the rest... That might be a generous gesture if 1) it was my birthday (it's not) or 2) I didn't need to lose over 100 pounds (which I do) or 3) I'm from a country where the government starves its people (I'm not).

So, thanks for nothing! I told her to take it to her daughter's house. Sigh!